Well well well… We are in full swing for the 2014 Award Season. I ❤ Tina Fey and Amy Poehler!
Loved the opening monologue. If you missed it, play it below!
Alright.. fashion fashion fashion!! It was a night full of beautiful preggo ladies, metallic fabrics, wildly-out-of-control bows, fashion risks that came, saw, and failed…. and won. Lets hop to it.
**copyright claim** all photos are courtesy of just about every single entertainment website on the internet.
Where shall we start? Hmm. We will start on a positive note.
Preggo beauties
I have a soft spot for anyone who is pregnant and on the public stage. It’s hard enough creating life 24/7 much less have to wear something in public that makes you feel and look beautiful. These ladies succeeded in every way.
Drew Barrymore.
She looks absolutely lovely. Pregnancy looks good on her.
Kerry Washington
My favorite part of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s opening was when they addressed Kerry being pregnant and looked into the camera to say “Scandal!” So funny.
Olivia Wilde
Pregnancy hotness. She looks fab.
A for Sincerity and Mad Respect for these ladies
I am blinded by love for these ladies, I could care less what they wear. I ❤ them.
Helen Mirren
Ever since Excalibur, I have absolutely adored this lady. Such a beauty, inside and out.
Jessica Lange
It’s no secret that I long to be Jessica’s best friend. My husband loves her, I love her. She just keeps getting better.
Lily Rabe
I. Love. Her. She is one of the most interesting actresses I have seen in a long time. I cannot wait to see what other projects she takes on. Creepy Nicks forever!
Most Improved
THANK GOD.
Julianna Margulies
Beautiful. Almost a best dressed, but not there yet. HOWEVER, so much better than the curtain pocket fiasco from the 2012 Emmys …
Lena Dunham
Well done. Well done. Well done! You keep getting better and better! This dress is fun. The color is cheerful and you look so happy. So cute. So proud. It’s very classic and old Hollywood-ish.
Julie Bowen
Meh. I don’t love it. but.. meh. It’s an improvement from what you wore LAST TIME!
Mayim Bialik
SUCH a huge improvement from THIS and THIS! I’m not a fan of the long sleeves BUT considering that’s all you ever wear, I will say this is my favorite out of the recent gowns you have worn to awards shows. Your make up looks fantastic– so fresh and natural. VERY nice.
Actually, just an afterthought. Though it is an improvement, I just want to say, I hate sheer crap.
Heidi Klum
Finally!!!! To be honest every time you walk down the Red Carpet I almost cringe. This time though, you were spot on in your gown decision. No weird neck collars, no high slits to show Seal what he’s missing and no deep cleavage to show those fun bags of yours.
Emma Watson 
Uh, I don’t even know what to say. I wish she could just wear what Hermione wore in the movies. I thinks he also took a cue from Whoopi on what to wear at awards show.
Blah. So very blah.
Amy Adams
Meh, it’s not a horrible dress. However, I’m not a fan of the deep dramatic J-LO circa 2000 cleavage style. I love your hair and make up though. Congrats on accepting your golden globe on the 15 anniversary of your move to LA! You’re one of my favorite actresses, just not one of my favorite gowns tonight. I love you still though.
Alison Williams
At least it’s not a bridesmaid dress like the last time.
Monica Potter
Love the hair. Hate the dress. Looks like my great grandma’s gold and black curtains.
Caitlin Fitzgerald
The Stepford Wive’s award goes to you! Interesting fabric though.
Taylor Schilling
Love the color. Love the hair. Love the make up. Love YOU. Love your show. HATE the dress. Also, you should consider hemming the front.
Julia Roberts
It’s not a bad dress. I was just looking for more. I’m bored. It also looks like a random shirt tucked into a strapless dress. Meh. Doesn’t work for me.
Kristin Chenowith
Yuck. Don’t like the color. Don’t like the sleeves. Super boring. The front of the dress reminds me of Hilary Swanks dress from the 2005 Oscars.
METALLICS, SEQUINS and SHINY SHINY THINGS!
Camilla Alves
I love sequins and everything that is shiny. However, I hate long sleeves. I don’t like the cut of the dress on the top half. It looks awkward. Which is really weird because she is a beautiful lady and I would think it would be hard to find anything that would look awkward on her. BUT there ya go. Congrats to Matthew for his Golden Globe win and his Oscar nomination!
Dianne Wiest
You are such a lady and I ❤ you. Beautiful choice. I love the detail, I love the neckline. Love it. One of my favorites of the night.
Elizabeth Moss
This is actually a fun little number. I don’t like your hair, but your make up and your shoes go perfectly with your gown. Nice job.
PS. Don’t think I didn’t notice the sheer part on the bottom of the skirt. Get rid of that and you would have made my best dressed. Just sayin.
Robin Wright
I totally saw your sideboob during your acceptance speech. Congrats on your win and congrats on your engagement to Ben Foster! Hotness!
Mila Kunis
You don’t look very happy. In fact, you look annoyed. I like the flow of the skirt and the color. However, that bow thing is a little much.
Uma Thurman
I found this dress to be very interesting. I love the halter top and accenting your awesome arms. I’m not sure if i like the train or not. Either way you look like a perfect statuesque lady which makes me completely jealous of you.
Gabourey Sidibe
Rock on lady. Rock on. You are one of my favorites of the night. AND one of my favorites on Coven.
Sarah Paulson
You always look like you are a little girl who secretly wants a lollipop but does not have enough courage to ask. Is it true? If so, you can have one. You’re brilliant.
Bows, WHOAS and OH NOS!
I hate bows. I hate random parts cut out of dresses. I also hate long sleeves. I hate short dresses at awards shows. I also hate busy prints that makes me dizzy.
Amy Poehler
Uh… it was a great dress up until that random hole in your dress. Stupid decision on the designer’s part.
Edie Falco
I hate the color and I hate the freakin’ bow. She looks like a Christmas present. Is it just me or does the material in the front tailored wonky?
Emma Thompson
Love you. Hate the sleeves.
Greta Gerwig
This reminds me of the horrible dress Zooey Deschanel wore previously to the 2012 Emmy Awards.
Jacqueline Bisset
Congrats on winning… however, not feeling your dress. It looks like a choice from 1989.
Lizzy Caplan
Long sleeves and random cut outs. Nope.
Megan Mullaly
Actually this dress is kinda fun. But unless you are Anne Shirley or timewarped from the 1980s, don’t wear puff sleeves or floaties. Also i miss your dark hair.
Paula Patton
WTF. WTF. I don’t get it. I really don’t. Ugliest dress I have EVER seen in my whole entire life and that includes all the horrible prom dresses I saw at my prom in 1997.
Taissa Farmiga
I really like you. Such a pretty girl and a fantastic talent. Choose something longer and a different color. Kinda washed out in my opinion.
Tina Fey
How quickly they fall. You were on my best dressed last year. This year, not so much. It’s cute but the print is annoying.
Zoe Saldana
OH NO. Just NO. Busy print, sheer crap. Count me out she says.
And … here we are. The best dressed of the night.
15. Cate Blanchett
What a lovely, classic dress. I absolutely love the detail, length and neckline of this gown. Perfection.
14. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss
So awesomely cool. Fits like a glove and looks fabulous. I usually hate coral.. but it works here.
13. Sosie Bacon. MS. GOLDEN GLOBE.
How gorgeous is she? What a beautiful dress and especially the color! The detail is great. Love her makeup and her hair.
12. Kaley Cuoco
It’s no secret that I hate prints. However, I love the way this dress looks like a painting. Perfect length and neckline. Congrats on your recent nuptials!
11. Maria Menounos
Ms. Menounos is a constant fixture on my best dressed. I love the pink, I love the design, I love the shoulder caps and neckline and I love the hem and train. Love it all.
10. Laura Dern
WOOOOO! Lady you are a sexy minx. How could Ben Harper ever let you go? Well done. And congrats to your Pop! He’ll always be my favorite neighbor in The ‘Burbs!
9. Nancy O’Dell
This is another dame who is on my Best Dressed a lot. She knows what looks good on her and she uses that knowledge to wear something fierce. What a gorgeous color for her! I love the detail on the neck. The fabric is beautiful. What does it say that a Entertainment Reporter dresses better than most of the stars that she interviews?
8. Michelle Dockery
Way to go Ms. Dockery! Absolutely adore this gown. So fancy and elegant. The color melts so wonderfully against the color of your skin too. Bravo!
PS. I still hate your show. Boring!
7. Kate Beckinsale
You look like the most beautiful silver mermaid! I think you’re so beautiful. I need another Underworld movie! Get back to it!
6. Reese Witherspoon
YES YES YES. Love the dress. Love the color. Love the nails. Love the hair. Love YOU.
5. Sandra Bullock
Fun. Flirty. And so GIRLY. ❤
4. Jenna Dewan-Tatum
Look at this dress. She reminds me of Elizabeth Hurley. I know Jenna is an actress (She was the chick who got to make out with Adam Levine at the beginning of the second season of American Horror Story). However, she was made on the red carpet while on the arm of her man, Channing. She keeps dressing and impressing!
3. Emma Roberts
Sweet Emma is making a name for herself. She is most definitely not just “Julia Roberts’ niece” anymore. What a fine choice for the Golden Globes. Keep it up! (it’s too bad Julia didn’t follow her lead)
2. Sofia Vergara
I don’t normally put her on my lists because.. well, she annoys me and I think she is overly saturated in the industry. However, I cannot ignore how glorious this gown is. What a dress! What a necklace!
Who’s my #1 Best Dressed???
Lupita Nyong’o
How amazing and REGAL! LOVE the neckline and the cape/train. OMG. I am in love with this dress. What a queen! Congrats on your nomination!
That’s it! Stay tuned for the SAG awards! …. hopefully I’ll get it done a little sooner! ❤
Mad Time Mama! 
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