2015 Met Gala Fashion Review!!!!!!

It’s perfect that our pals are here visiting for two weeks.  We took the time to create this little review for all of you. I’ve always wanted to do a review of the Annual Met Gala.  Therefore… I present to you without much fanfare or fluff from the nitty gritty dirt gang with their unwanted, raw, real, fabulous opinions on today’s most forward fashion.

Presented to you in alphabetical order….

Amal Clooney

Allye: I like her, but it reminds me of a blood clot.

Marie: I liked it at first until you said it looked like a blood clot.

Allye: Sorry.

Amanda Seyfried

J: she looks like one of your cats Marie.

Ree Ree: I usually like her.

Mr. Jim: she looks like a sleeveless princess lea if you cut off her buns.

Consensus: She definitely looks like a weasel.

Anna Wintour

J: No moving on.

Anna Wood

Marie: This looks old, like you would wear in the 90s. Like a dress my mom would let me wear to church

J: 90s is old?

Marie: Well you know what I mean.

J: She thinks she looks really good in this dress.

Anne Hathaway

J: she looks like a shampoo bottle. And she’s just as interesting. She looks like she is from Planet V05 in the Vidal Sassoon System.

Marie: I don’t like it.

Beyonce

J: Someone get the tranq gun. That net’s not gonna slow her down.

Marie: B can do no wrong in my book.

Allye: I think she looks great!

Cara Delevingne

Marie: Ew.

J: are those tattoos real? If so, sorry. They aren’t working.

Cher

Allye:Morticia anyone?

J: she’s old as shit.

Marie: Looks like drapes.

Chloe Moretz

Marie: nobody wears chokers anymore. So 90s.

Allye: Um. I grew up in the 90s.

Chole Sevigny

J: she looks dirty. Her look almost says “pee on me a little bit, I don’t mind.”

Marie: Nasty. Very trashy.

Dianna Agron

Marie: I like that. But I don’t understand the crane.

J: the crane is a weird touch.

Marie: she looks classy though.

Allye: I hate cranes.

Elizabeth Banks

M: she’s trying to look like pink.

J: That guy? Makes her skin look orange.

Mr. Jim: looks like someone chopped up her snuggy.

Grimes

J: looks like that Beiber kid.

Hailee Steinfeld

J: Nice dress

Marie: Plain but I like it.

Helen Mirren

Allye: Classy broad

Marie: Classy.

J: She’s so hot. Nice jugglies.

Irina Shayk

Marie: Looks like a sky dancer

Ivanka Trump

Marie: I like that. I like the color. She look slike royalty.

J: Someone should tell her about that toilet paper sticking out of her dress. That’s embarrassing.

Jennifer Connelly

J: Nice.

Marie: I would like it better if it didn’t have shoulder pads.

J: If it just had a collar that cut away but still had a sleeves, it would be great. I like her.

Mr. Jim: It looks like my Grandma’s couch.

J: And, her husband is beautiful. Quite the Vision.

Jennifer Lawrence

J: are those penguins on her top? If so, LOVE IT .

Marie: I don’t like that.

Donnatella Versace and J-Lo

J: Somebody help us! Our plane crashed in the desert and we’ve been walking for days.

Marie: I like the cut of the dress but I don’t like the styling.

Allye: If I had her butt, I’d wear this too.

Kate Beckinsale

J: hell yea.

Marie: she lookslike a statue.

Allye: I love her.

Kate Mara

Marie: She looks ill.

J: Awe, she looks sad and lost. Someone help this poor woman. What’s wrong with her knee? I looks weird.

Katie Holmes

Allye: it looks like ebola under a microscope. I dig the bob though.

Marie: I like the color and the cut out in the back but it looks like Suri drew the clouds at the bottom.

J: it looks like Zatons

Katy Perry

J: whoa. My eyes!

Marie: Graffiti

Kendall Jenner

J: that’s nice.

Marie: I don’t like the side boob.

Allye: I like the side boob.

Marie: I love side boob too, just no the netting.

Kerry Washington

Marie: Ew! Just Ew!

Allye: Moldy cotton candy.

Marie: Cupcake.

Kim Kardashian

Marie: Kanye’s starring at her ass.

Allye: Wouldn’t you?

J: is she pregnant again? Kanye’s skirt looks good.

Lady Gaga

Marie: she looks like some kind of empress.

Allye: of the the netherworld.

J: Lady Gaga’s got her evil on.

Marie: looks like she is wearing a chain link fence.

Lizzy Caplan

J: I like how all the wrinkles go towards the same hip.

Marie: That’s called ruching.

J: I like it.

Marie: she looks like a greek goddess.

MIley Cyrus:

Marie: Whoa, that doesn’t even look like her. Those are some strange cutouts.

J: when did she die?

Marie: I like her contouring on her face.

Olivia Wilde

Marie: it looks like something a five year old would wear….. eesh, and I like her.

J: She’s hot but she looks like an alien that knows a secret and that secret is that we’re all gonna die.

Allye: well that’s because that’s the character she played in Cowboys and Aliens.

J: Oh. Well that was a good role for her.

Rachel Weisz

J: my future exwife. My beauty.

Marie: I think she looks lovely.

Reese Witherspoon

Marie: She knows what looks good on her.

J: yea Girl. On a side note, what’s with all the red tonight blending in with the red carpet? She does look good in that dress though.

Mr. Jim: I’d spoon with her.

Rhianna:

J: Whoa. That’s a lot of puke.

Marie: I like her hair. She looks like an Egyptian goddess. That is so pizza.

Sarah Jessica Parker

J: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Marie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

J: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Marie: Even the designer is rolling his eyes. She looks like she is trying to be Katniss. Girl on Fire.

Solange

J: See my peacock?

Marie: It’s the Deathstar.

J: I feel like she’s pointing an ass of a peacock at the camera.

Uma Thurman

J: Roar.

Marie: Classy.

Allye: Agreed.

Zendaya

Marie: She looks like the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderalnd.

J: Did she make that dress herself?